2010年10月11日 星期一

你如何分辨蒼蠅的性別?




A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking with a fly swat.
太太在廚房中看到先生拿著蒼蠅拍。

"What are you doing?" She asked.
“你在幹嗎?”

"Hunting Flies" he replied.
“打蒼蠅”

"Oh!    Kill any?" She asked.
“有打到了嗎?”

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
“打到三隻公的,兩隻母的”

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
“你如何區分公的母的?”

He responded... "3 were on a beer can…

“三隻在啤酒罐上

the other 2 were on the phone”.

其他兩隻在電話上”


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